Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Smaller crimson serif text reads

Smaller crimson serif text reads "Missouri Valley League" above "Class D Baseball Club

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

Somewhere a boyfriend just saw this and quietly deleted his text

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

Inspired by The Lord of the Rings

Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Smaller crimson serif text readsFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"