Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL surrounded by swirling white smoke

surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work

Inspired by The Office

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL surrounded by swirling white smokeMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow